Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Swallow, count and repeat
Use this fucking slut
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I love your ideas, honey
I've been missing out
Don't let it slip out again!
Only one thing can get done around her
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Solid presentation prep, boss
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I'll help you get up, baby
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Is this a serious talk, mom?